"I splurged on the end-of-season cleanup add-on, and let me tell you — worth every cent. No rotting pumpkins in my trash can, no mess on my porch, and my HOA didn’t get cranky. I’ll never go back to DIY pumpkins again."

"At our age, we can’t be hauling hay bales and heavy pumpkins around. Patch to Porch made it easy — we opened the door and everything was already in place. It was the first year we didn’t need to bother our grandson for porch duty!"

"I gifted a package to my parents, and they were blown away. It showed up perfectly styled, and my mom hasn’t stopped bragging to her church group."

"The kids loved picking out our delivery Sunday, and the add-on pumkins made our entryway look incredible. Zero stress, all fall vibes."

"I went with the Premier package and instantly won the unofficial ‘Best Porch on the Block’ award. Worth every penny."

"I didn’t have to lift a single pumpkin and my porch looks like it came out of a magazine. My neighbors keep asking who styled it—spoiler: I didn’t!"